Will you come to my funeral? – Hive and Nest

Pardon me while I commit suicide.  Haagen-Dazs has discontinued my favorite flavor: Fleur de Sel Caramel.  Why? Why?  Why?  Couldn’t they at least have warned me? I would have stockpiled if only I’d known!  Everything on the news has been about recessions and health care when the real issues like discontinuing the best flavor of ice cream ever have gone unannounced.

On a positive note, this will singlehandedly keep my weight at a more pleasant number. All the better to fit in my coffin.