Weird etsy – Hive and Nest

I love Etsy.  (In case you’ve been living under a rock, it’s a huge site for selling handmade things. Like the world’s biggest craft fair.) I have bought so many cute things from Etsy sellers (who are fantastically nice, by the way). But I have also seen some incredibly strange things.  Things that are downright perplexing.  

How about this skirt? (Because I know you already have the rest of this ensemble.) A 35-year-old woman who’s into Animé?  The fourth graders in your son’s class will definitely think you’re cool.  

Your husband probably wants this necklace. Won’t it be a hit at his next P.P.I. with the Bishop?

Here are some baby socks that cost $4.00. They are “tie-dyed”.  Or, as I like to call it, “whites accidentally washed with darks”.

Nothing says “par-tay” like frowning broccoli.

I have no doubt you’ll be the talk of Thanksgiving dinner with this lovely showpiece on your head. (Sorry folks, this listing is just for the pattern.  You’ll have to spend 70 hours crocheting it yourself.  That’s a lot of work just to get a chuckle out of Uncle Bill.)

I always see baby mermaids wearing Mickey Mouse ears throwing up in the toilet, don’t you? You know mermaids!  What a bunch of drunks!