Somebody get me a baseball cap–STAT! – Hive and Nest
Oh my heavens, I just got the most horrible haircut. Actually, the cut itself is just fine. It’s my brilliant ideas that are so hideous.
I’ve noticed several starlets sporting sleek bobs and have thought “what a nice change from all that layering nonsense! That’s just what I need!”
Only I’m not a starlet. I’m frickin middle aged. Did you know me between 1983 and 1992? Then you’ve already seen this haircut and you know where this is going. The big change from before is that I look
Like the “before” picture in a Ladies Home Journal makeover. Like a middle-aged woman who has no sense of style. And that, sadly, appears to be the truth. P.S. Don’t even ask for a picture. That is simply not happening.
