Heaven help me . . . – Hive and Nest

. . . because Jenna, the perky little Brownie from around the corner, came by this week toting her little wagon of sin (otherwise known as Girl Scout Cookies).

Jenna: Hi Mrs. W, I’m selling Girl Scout cookies. You’re my first customer!

Me: Hi Jenna. Unfortunately there’s this thing for grown-ups called Weight Watchers.

Jenna: [looking confused]

Me: I’m on a diet!

Jenna: Oh, we have some new lowfat cinnamon cookies.

Me: Ok, I’ll take a box of those.

[Pay Jenna $3.50. She starts to wheel her wagon away.]

Me: Wait!!! [Chase Jenna down the driveway.] I’ll also have four boxes of Thin Mints, three boxes of Tagalongs and three boxes of Samoas.

These will be the undoing of me.