Breakfast – Hive and Nest

We’re out of Halloween candy (finally) which means that I have no idea what to eat for breakfast now.  Jasper was completely inspired this morning because he suggested “sowsa”.  Meaning chips and salsa.  What a brilliant idea, my tiny friend!  That boy loves chips y salsa almost as much as I do.

I’ve turned over a new leaf and have forced myself to drink diet Mt. Dew (full-sugar Mt. Dew being the nectar of the gods). I’m a big diet pop hater, so this has been a big deal. I’ve been needing the caffeination a lot lately, but not all the extra calories. After the first few awful days of going diet, I’ve gotten used to that nasty aftertaste. Let me tell you, I feel so much healthier not drinking all that sugar. It’s like I’m suddenly a health-food junkie!! I’m a pretty great model for a whole-foods kind of lifestyle, wouldn’t you say?

So after my fun petit déjeuner with Jasper I was reminded of the reason I don’t give him chips and salsa very often:

Of course chips are the one food that my dog doesn’t like.  So I had to manually sweep up the crumbs myself.

Grout makes me want to blow my brains out.   In case you were wondering.