Ahhh, politicians – Hive and Nest

Well, surprise, surprise, yet another unfaithful politician. I’m beginning to think that a monogamous politician is the exception to the rule.

I’m just glad his wife wasn’t sitting there with a fake-smile-of-support plastered on her face. I hate to see that. I also hate when they give a really gentle public statement. If I were a governor/senator’s wife I would issue a statement like this:

“My husband is a cheating snake. If I don’t strangle him it will be a miracle. I wish him well to pursue all the skanks he’ll be pursuing anyway. And I just want him to know, publicly, that I plan on getting every penny out of him that I can.”