Aaah, the hubris – Hive and Nest

You know how I mentioned a few days ago that I have such wonderful skin?  Well, due to my bragging I am developing what will surely be one of the decade’s largest zits (everything is bigger in Texas!)  It is still in the subterranean stage, but I can feel it growing in strength and power.  It should burst forth in all its nasty glory in a few days.  My pale skin only accentuates the redness, so I will appear to have a large neon light on my chin.  If you happen to see me, please avert your eyes.  Many thanks.